Monty by Jim Meddick for August 22, 2014
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But the noise kept coming closer... Squish... Squish... Squish... Then finally it stopped... Right outside the tent! In the tent door slowly started unzipping... Zzzzzzzipp... And standing there... Silhouetted by the dying embers of the campfire... Was a tiny yellow duck!! Aahh! It was supposed to be a funny ending... He once had a really bad experience in a petting zoo...
oldpine52 over 9 years ago
As bad as his experience at summer camp?
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Post Petting Zoo Stress Disorder, eh? There’s a lot of that going around these days, Blond Kid….
billyruffian over 9 years ago
Scared the bejeebers outta the li’l guy
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
I’m trying to think zipper and duck, how do he do it.
Strod over 9 years ago
@Puddlesplatt McLearn.Precisely what I was thinking. The little yellow duck was clearly not alone. He was placed there by someone else (possibly a serial killer or some gruesome creature of the woods) as a decoy to instil a sense of false safety in the tent dwellers before the final attack.
nitromicro over 9 years ago
Petting zoo trauma is nothing to joke about.I am a survivor.http://www.goat-trauma.org/zoos.shtml
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ducks will nibble you to death.