FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 26, 2014
October 19, 2014
November 02, 2014
Transcript:
Andy: You're really using an app to plan your trick-or-treating route? Jason: Yeah. It's kinda like a yelp for serious Halloweeners. It shows you a map of your neighborhood with all the houses highlighted based on user feedback. You can sort by candy type, bar size, stinginess, driveway length, door-answering promptness, overall ranking, that sort of thing. Andy: So who's ranked #1 in our area? Jason: Old man McMeel. The guy is crazy generous. Every review is five stars. Andy: Neat! Have you looked to see if anyone's posted reviews of our house? Jason: Uh... Andy: "Zero stars. My mom gives out carrot sticks." Jason: For the record, Paige or Peter could have written that... Marcus: Also for the record, I suggested ONE star.
Zubhan over 9 years ago
im surprised they stayed in the positive numbers
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
It ain’t easy being a health nut.
Pretzelcoatl over 9 years ago
Carrot sticks do not qualify as a treat.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Spare the stick and spoil the child.
Aaberon over 9 years ago
I really, really need a good old fashioned Halloween Trick or Treat fix: I’m short enough – bet I could try it. If anything, just for the people watching!
susan.e.a.c over 9 years ago
The moral: never go trick or treating at cartoon Mom houses.
We give out chips and chocolate bars, try to limit sugar.
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
My dad always did up the whole house in Halloween decorations, but he couldn’t eat candy himself so he handed out sugarless gum. Our house wasn’t very popular.
Doctor11 over 9 years ago
Sadly, it’s not all that surprising that the Fox’s house would get negative reviews based on what Andy tries to hand out to the kids each Halloween.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
I kinda like carrot sticks, and celery sticks too!.Oh, and by the way, don’t forget those little sealed containers of ranch dressing…
Comics Master over 9 years ago
All I can say is… I want that app! Is that thing real?!
JP Steve Premium Member over 9 years ago
The person in front of me at Mall Wart yesterday had a shopping cart full of toothpaste and brushes. Guess what their tricky treaters are getting…
BenjaminSilversten over 4 years ago
My house: Small but delicious. Skittles and Starburst are best candies. ****
Josequeen about 3 years ago
My 4th bday strip!