Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 07, 2014
November 06, 2014
November 08, 2014
Transcript:
Nick: Okay, my new seeing eye dog, time for you to guide me downtown.
Dog: Right on college. Left on mendocino. Right on fourth.
Nick: Some guide dogs actually guide.
Dog: Those were good directions, sir.
A guide dog, wearing his work harness, would rather sit and watch TV than go for a working walk with his master?! Egad (to quote a Tracy character)! What is this world coming to?!
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Are the dog’s initials G.P.S.?
Arianne over 9 years ago
He wouldn’t steer you wrong. He’s Sirius, the dog steerer.
AlnicoV over 9 years ago
He’d be perfect for a job in tech support, an answer for a question that’s technically correct be totally worthless.
Bilan over 9 years ago
Chill Nick. Wait until his show is over. He’s watching Bones.
MadMarty_666 over 9 years ago
This Dog learned from the best…. from rat ;))
PUNishment over 9 years ago
Looks like he got the TV guide dog.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Nick use the directions and call a taxi.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
at least he’s polite
doublepaw over 9 years ago
Time to move on Stephan.
hariseldon59 over 9 years ago
The seeing eye dog bears a strong resemblance to Andy.
http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2012/12/21
Michael Smith over 9 years ago
They have unified courthouse square, now where to turn?
mary.luckhardt Premium Member over 9 years ago
Nice neighborhood. I have a friend who used to live on Nason.
Solaricious Premium Member over 9 years ago
Where’s he going? Tex Wasabi’s?
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
A guide dog, wearing his work harness, would rather sit and watch TV than go for a working walk with his master?! Egad (to quote a Tracy character)! What is this world coming to?!
Number Three over 9 years ago
He should have Marmaduke for a dog!But Marmy would have to be trained to ignore the temptation of the butcher shop.xxx
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Wait!…Stephan! Tell him it’s LEFT on Fourth!
OK, I guess you CAN go either way, so maybe George is right… and he’s going to Tex Wasabi’s….
And no, they still haven’t unified Courthouse Square.
claire de la lune. over 9 years ago
That dog looks like Andy.
girlbrdr over 9 years ago
Santa Rosa, CA?