Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 07, 2014
Transcript:
hammy: A duck walks into a bar and asks, "got any grapes?...bartender says, "no, this is a bar"...that squirrel's got skills! skill #83...the duck comes back the next day and asks, "got any grapes?" hammy: The bartender says "no, get out of here!"....the duck comes back a third time and asks, "got any grapes?".... hammy: Bartender says, "no, and if you ask me again, I'm going to nail your beak to the bar!" the duck asks, "got any nails"...bartender says "no". hammy: good! says the duck..."got any grapes?" ducks: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...the ability to make ducks laugh.
Dave over 9 years ago
emjaycee over 9 years ago
Variant: Two guys walk into a bar. The guy behind them saw what happened and ducked in time.
Duncan Idaho over 9 years ago
Three blondes walk into a bar … the brunette ducks
Walt Tuttle over 9 years ago
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Jessica_D over 9 years ago
not just ducks!
lynnskay over 9 years ago
Chuckled at the comic, laughed out loud at the comments. Thanks guys.
Boxo croco says happy derby about 3 years ago
I prefer “the duck song”