just remember in an alternate universe what goes up must … come sideways
Sooo since we each have Gravity but its overwhelmed by the Earths greater Gravity then if Earths Gravity suddenly vanished we would find ourselves locked in orbit around that fat guy down at Dunkin Doughnuts ?
gillbillvolume1: There was an episode of Married… with Children where Al said he’d had a female customer so fat that three smaller women were orbiting around her. Now we know how that works.
I’m pretty sure Sir Isaac Newton explained the theory of gravity as it relates to apples falling down from trees on our heads and forming into a matter called Fig Newtons.
margueritem about 14 years ago
Poor Winky! Happy Easter!
zero about 14 years ago
…and yet, Dr. Mel lacks gravitas…
Pacejv about 14 years ago
…But, Dr. Mel makes up for it with “Chutzpah.”
Rakkav about 14 years ago
lewisbower about 14 years ago
I believe Dr Mel. Of course I also believed Uncle Harry and that got me 12 years of therapy.
Desultourist about 14 years ago
But if you repeat the experiment with Brewster, science still can’t explain how he always manages to get lost on his way down.
Crewman_6 about 14 years ago
I think Winky landed on his spleen.
bubujin_2 Premium Member about 14 years ago
Poor Winky, he really fell for that one!
McGehee about 14 years ago
I once threw myself at the ground and missed.
Trebor39 about 14 years ago
You must do that experiment a couple of more times just to make sure Dr. Mel.
jpozenel about 14 years ago
Teaching about gravity through levity. Interesting.
gillbillvolume1 about 14 years ago
just remember in an alternate universe what goes up must … come sideways
Sooo since we each have Gravity but its overwhelmed by the Earths greater Gravity then if Earths Gravity suddenly vanished we would find ourselves locked in orbit around that fat guy down at Dunkin Doughnuts ?
runar about 14 years ago
Of course you all know that gravity is just a theory and that airplanes and birds are held up by angels…
Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
gillbillvolume1: There was an episode of Married… with Children where Al said he’d had a female customer so fat that three smaller women were orbiting around her. Now we know how that works.
ksoskins about 14 years ago
This would have been even better if they had used Bosun Higgs instead of Winky!
DonVanni about 14 years ago
Gravity - Not just a good idea…it’s the law!
fromage911 about 14 years ago
I’m pretty sure Sir Isaac Newton explained the theory of gravity as it relates to apples falling down from trees on our heads and forming into a matter called Fig Newtons.