Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 21, 2014

Hands, everybody who saw that coming?

Yeah, me neither.

@saturn10 , I think they might be saying this for the sake of Cobra, who is probably eavesdropping

Hope for Rip’s sake it’s not a girl, his adventuring will be seriously curtailed… Hard to punch bad guys when wrapped around a baby girl’s finger.

Uh is Dan a fan of the Dallas series where the whole year became a dream sequence.?

That loud Ka-Thump you just heard was my jaw dropping on the floor. I have picked it up and reattached it, and I think I will be ok now. Oh my stars and garters Breezy!

Ka-BABY!

Well if Rip can ka-wink Breezy into a commitment then I am sure she can ka-wink Rip into believing she was pregnant.

that makes me happy, happy, happy …. but we know it aint so. That Dan is such a kidder.

well, that was certainly unexpected. when did they have time to accomplish that, anyway?

So, it wasn’t all just sneaking up on bad guys. Now we know what else they got up to in the dark.

Ka-what?!

Speaking of offspring, where’s RJ?

…if’s it’s Rip’s kid,it’ll come out like an Alien…

Well congratulations Rip and Breezy. Here’s hoping that the baby is healthy and strong, and Mother does fine.

When’s the baby due?

“Well that explains the moodieness.”KA-SLAP!“See what I mean?”

Is this a Mills and Boon episode? What happened to the action packed guy we used to know?

Ka-Gasp!

Rip had sex ?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

ka-laugh

Wow. Today and yesterday is like a left and right jab of KA-WHA’HUH????

Ka-Holy-Moly!

What ever happened to his marriage to Cobra?

Rip is ka-dreaming

It must have occurred during those Sunday jaunts when we can’t see them in action.

Ka-wow.

Ka-Wow

Ka-WTF?

KA-HOW THE HECK DID THAT HAPPEN?…Well, it’s a good thing they got married… Oh, wait…

Thats … an interesting twist.

That sequence started here.

Not to get too literal here but we’re supposed to believe Rip and Breezy got married, consummated their nuptials, and conceived all over one weekend? Meh…. okay.

Meanwhile, in an undisclosed bunker somewhere in North Carolina, Dan Thompson is snickering to himself, “Gawd, I love my job!”

RJ went back to central casting.

Ka- Who, What, Where,Why and How Now?!!

Ok. Now it’s getting weird. The implications are just too much.