Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for December 05, 2014

Bitsy, Bitsy, Bitsy why did you weave us? You’re tearing apart the fabric of our little group. Please come back and our hearts will serge. Twill we meet again…. Come on, Milford!

24-21 Milford, yay!

With the state championship on the line, the pass sails through the receiver’s hands for a game-ending incompletion.

Tru(e)’s pass is complete, but as #1 hauls it in, he trips over the guardrail and falls a hundred feet to his death. The game winning touchdown is allowed anyway, and Milford (and Gil) get a title.

Ortiz for the win!?

A Hard Knox Foley sighting? Many of us live vicariously through this strip. Our well being hangs in the balance as Neal and Rod entertain us almost daily. Will Max Ortiz snag it or miss it by that much? I went back to May, 2012 and found our old friends, Big Bob Stuff (Bobby Ottewill) and Dinny (Dinty Moore) Perez. Wynn Willey is a dead ringer for BB Stuff.

Good thing the defense got away with holding, or Pius would have put this one away.

In all reality, a massive earthquake hits Milford tilting the field in P 3 allowing Milford # 1 to make the catch and scorce. The game is stopped and will be resumed after the politicaly correct Winter Wonderland Vacation or when Bitsy Twill returns so she can comment .

Free Bitsy Twill

What? The game’s on the line and the winning pass is not going to number 7? Is there no justice in this world?

…if that’s the pylon in the lower left of P2, Foley is clearly out of bounds…booth review?

Most boring title run ever, bring back the tat slap

Poor effort by #14 with the state championship on the line. It looks like he is already dropping his head in shame despair, even before the winning catch is made.

He catches the pass but is vaporized on the one yard line by an alien who has bet on Pius.

Next summer everyone on the team will sit in the stands and watch the 7 on 7’s like Tru(E) did this year. Think how good that team will be if they all follow Tru(E)’s regimen.

I don’t think Foley is over the goal line, unless Tru(e) was throwing it from the stands. After seeing those Pius girls, it’s possible.

Number won catches ball and, like Forrest Gump, keeps running right onto the team bus. As they drive back to Milford, the helmitt comes off and we find out it’s Bitsy Twill. How’s that MUT ?

This is usually where the ref uses a penalty flag to influence the outcome of the game.

Ooh, I like it!Looks like Gil(e)‘s Rocky(e) Balboa(e) strategy is paying off. Let the opponent beat the crap out of you for most of the game and they will get exhausted. Or is it Tru(e)’s strategy, since Gil(e) disappeared after his dumb speech in the second quarter.Well MUT is just killing time until we see how they lose tomorrow. A dropped pass seems a good bet.

Very similar to Max’s Glenoak reception in the rain.He holds on for the win. Or he drops it and JHale#7 cradles the winning score.

Will someone text me the final score after midnight? 1-800-GOMILFS

After either the catch, the drop or the penalty #14 will leave school and be the starting cornerback for the Redskins Sunday.