Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for December 12, 2014

First! Sign me up for a tshirt btw

Whew! I was half expecting a flag in P1

GAME ON!Bubba Helms

Panel One tomorrow, Gil wakes up, rolls over, and tells Kaz, “I just had the weirdest dream…”

From the looks of J-Rod’s hand in P2, I’m thinking he wants to congratulate Tru(e) before he finishes turning into a werewolf. And why is #12 in P3 flipping Tru(e) off? Must be the pissed-off 3rd string QB who rode the bench all year.

In all reality , the alien rapture ray turns the crowd into a howling mob , in P 2 the healing ray has worked wonders on True and in P 3 # 12 raises his finger to thhe skies hoping the aliens will regrow his finger lost in a tragic Woodshop accident.The search for Bitsy Twill continues but hopes are growiing dim .

Since Football season has brought Fall showers, I’m waiting for Gil Pa’s Gatorade shower. Or, as I mentioned awhile ago, Gil wakes up, hears the shower running. Expecting to find the lovely Mimi soaped up, lo and behold, Patrick Duffy grins at Gil and remarks, “I thought you’d never wake up. Let’s play 18.”

Good call yesterday Jockstrap And Hoosiers is one of my fav movies ever

Where’s Marty Moon getting all choked up (or just choked by Pascoe) after making the snarky remarks all season?

Already discontent is rearing its ugly head. In panel two # 2? is about to elbow # 42? in the face! Probably arguing over who gets the first post game shower with Gilpa!

I’m waiting for Gil to channel Gene Hackman from Hoosiers here and give the team a teary “I love you guys.”

Gatorade shower?? I’m thinking someone will pour a bottle of vodka on Gil’s head from that cabinet that those parents had a few years ago. Janitor now responsible for setting up champagne bottles in the locker room.

If they were in Beijing, you wouldn’t see the third row through the smog.

For all the manipulating that True’s dad tried at the beginning of this story feed, thought he would have planted himself on the sidelines trying to take over Gil’s job, but he has been basically AWOL. He hasn’t been to a single game yet.

WHAT? I finally get in a close shot in the strip and they put a word box over my face? ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

Moonpie is going to have to do something he’s not good at. A suck up interview with phantom Coach Thorp. Marjie is a better choice since Marty is reluctant to “dig into” the interview. Longtime strip followers understand my point. Did Mimi bring Pedro and tailgate? With Darby, Coach Glory, John Jawor, Wildcat, Hairy, Herk, Molly, Carl Peake and Mrs. Lark? Pizza or elongated Subwich tailgate sandwiches? Hope the Thorps have a heated pool, Pedro will be busier than Romeo from “Tin Cup” firing up the blender for the bender party.

I thought Tru(E) hurt his left shoulder. How is he able to hold up his hand to point to the rest of the guys?

What? All that drama with Tru(e) holding his arm and then lying on the ground face down while the play went on and it’s nothing? He’d better be getting an MRI tomorrow! Nice to see the giant extended hand that makes an appearance at least twice a season.Today’s MUT has a lot of guest stars. Could have been more if more of you had pictures for your avatar.

Anyone know if cuttersjock is in the Navy? Came across this story, and it sure fits his M.O. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/12/11/12-sailors-implicated-in-submarine-shower-scandal/20278185/

Now off to the Bucket so they can plan next season..

I thought after Jarrod told True they couldn’t have done it without him, True was going to reply “Yes, I know”.

Alright, I made MUT! Might be my life’s highest achievement …

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