Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for December 11, 2014

“That’s not how it works, that’s not how any of this works”

The first time I tried a straight up espresso (100 years ago), I took a few sips then I had to throw it out. Now I own an espresso machine, but I still can’t drink it straight.

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slup slupp XD

The first time I tried American coffee I thought I had been served tea. Now I understand why. ;)

Expresso is just everyday coffee anyway, they should try Turkish coffee. That’s what I call a punch in the mouth.

What’s amusing is that in Europe expresso is drunk everywhere, you’re more likely to see everyday people slumping over their cup than well groomed upper classy rich people.

I prefer “Doc Toon’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee”. It’s got a bigger buzz.

But does one “slurp” an espresso?

I get a pick-me-up from espresso, but don’t get the sophistication. I wonder if I’m using the wrong roast.Oh, and I’d drink several if espresso came with weight loss.

Wow! You two look different now.

Look who grew a chin! And hair!

They are the New Coffee Achievers.

The only thing that didn’t change was Betty’s glasses. Alas, they don’t fit the new face.

Bud and Betty look about 20 years younger. And I do think Betty’s glasses suit the new look. In a 60’s kind of way. Almost like they’re extras in a Bond film, and they have lines to say.