Clayton: Wow. Christmas is coming up fast.
Katy: Really? I feel like it'll never get here.
Clayton: There's so much I have to do.
Katy: Like what?
Clayton: I have to start my pre-Christmas behaving.
Katy: Ohmigosh. I almost forgot!
“To behave, or not to behave, that is the question—Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to sufferThe sales and bargains of outrageous shopping,Or to take arms against a sea of discounts,And by opposing, end them? To die, to sleep—No more; and by a sleep, to say we endThe heart-ache, and the black Friday salesThat flesh is heir to? ’Tis a consumerismDevoutly to be wished.”.Or something like that…
Squizzums over 9 years ago
Sounds like a scam. Or possibly a scamola.
Ol Skool over 9 years ago
gee, i always waited until the week before Christmas
Perkycat over 9 years ago
Santa watches you all year but a week or two of really good helps..
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
“To behave, or not to behave, that is the question—Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to sufferThe sales and bargains of outrageous shopping,Or to take arms against a sea of discounts,And by opposing, end them? To die, to sleep—No more; and by a sleep, to say we endThe heart-ache, and the black Friday salesThat flesh is heir to? ’Tis a consumerismDevoutly to be wished.”.Or something like that…