Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 09, 2014

That’s only because he’s losing.

I like it!

Good morning everyone. Draw pok’er. With a twist. Looks like Arlene is quick on the trigger. Peace.

To HHH:Unfortunately they couldn’t find the dictionary so they could correctly spell “marriage.”

Arlene seems to be having a great time. So suck it up, Gunther!

Well, you made me get rid of the cat…

Now that is a game of War. Who ever loses gets darted.

Arlene’s reaction time seems to have improved since Gunther switched to Decaf…

Ouch! He got shot in the booby. I bet that hurt!……………………………………….What?

When Arlene was six she asked for a dart gun for Christmas, Her mother said “You’ll put your eye out”. So the first thing she did when she and Gunther got married was to buy a dart gun. Gunther wishes she had asked tor a cat instead.

My imaginary house in the imaginary Ballard District was designed by Roger Dean. He would not design a house like that.

Also, Arlene would have been eaten by the imaginary Annie Conda, Empress of All She Knows About. There aren’t many 40 foot constrictors in Ballard Land.

Also he looks nothing like me.

Its funny.Who gives a ****** about the spelling or grammar?

Arlene is getting her revenge for Gunther winning Crazy Eights on their Honeymoon. Arlene’s resentment runs deep, but she hid it well until now.