Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 03, 2015

Isis before Osiris, except after Ra.

Heck no, junior. That’s the Limited Edition Historical Relic variety, specially made for you by your mummy!

It was one of the free gifts from that pyramid scheme.

And there’s a carton of milk in the fridge with the expiration date in Roman numerals…

‘Eat like an Egyptian.’

Count one more time…

Tut tut, my dear.

Let’s see… Is it beard, beard, asp, wavy lines,crocodile or beard, asp, beard, wavy lines, vulture?

So let it be written….

Looks like it says: “I Want My Maypo”.

It spelled disaster for the folks of Mesopotamia?

Has everything from soup to Tuts.

And all I saw was Zombie Soup. . . .