Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 08, 2015

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    boldyuma  over 9 years ago

    Break open fortune cookie…Fortune Cookie say,,“Why Are You Reading This?..Go Out And Get Job now!”

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    silverclaw33  over 9 years ago

    My favorite fortune cookie that I ever cracked open said:

    Error404 – Fortune not found.

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 9 years ago

    Two very funny comments on this board so far! Great stuff!

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    Does anyone ever eat the dang things?

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    TedBlight  over 9 years ago

    For a little twist, add “in bed” to the end of the fortune…

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    Carl R  over 9 years ago

    My favorite fortune cookie that I ever got said “Good fortune shall come to him that buys tons of fortune cookies!”

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 9 years ago

    “je suis charlie”.Non, vous n’êtes pas , si vous cacheznot unless you speak in the open without using a fake name.

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    Argythree  over 9 years ago

    me, too…

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