La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 29, 2014
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Transcript:
Chepe: Pope Francis made a controversial statement that all pets will go to heaven. Then he changed his mind. Pepe: I bet he now says "just cats are going to hell."
Felines being supreme beings don’t give a damn about what popes or any one else says about them. Canines on the other hand are the lowest form of life. Pack animals, tsk, tsk.
This reminds me of a running dialogue expressed via the front signs of two churches, one Catholic, the other Baptist. Catholic sign says pets go to heaven; Baptist sign argues “read the Bible; animals have no soul”. Being a good Hin-Jew, I s’pose pets reincarnate and shouldn’t eat pork.
ORMouseworks over 9 years ago
I don’t remember Pope Francis 1 saying anything about animals in heaven…I guess there are going to be a lot of surprised people on the Other Side! ;)
TheEtruscan over 9 years ago
Felines being supreme beings don’t give a damn about what popes or any one else says about them. Canines on the other hand are the lowest form of life. Pack animals, tsk, tsk.
kaffekup over 9 years ago
OK, now you’ve gone too far, Lalo!
kaffekup over 9 years ago
@agresticOK, so Pope Paul VI said it. What’s the difference?
echoraven over 9 years ago
C.A.T.S. = Creatures Aligned Totally with Satan.
Diane Lee Premium Member over 9 years ago
Of course dogs go to heaven. How could it possibly be heaven without them?
spaced man spliff over 9 years ago
This reminds me of a running dialogue expressed via the front signs of two churches, one Catholic, the other Baptist. Catholic sign says pets go to heaven; Baptist sign argues “read the Bible; animals have no soul”. Being a good Hin-Jew, I s’pose pets reincarnate and shouldn’t eat pork.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 9 years ago
When he said that atheists could go to heaven, atheists said “umm…yeah?”.