Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 18, 2015

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    Argythree  over 9 years ago

    Someone fell to his death from a zipline here in Central Florida recently. This is not a better system, Danae…

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    Argythree  over 9 years ago

    Broom-Hilda is visiting with her old school bus in today’s ’toon. Maybe Danae would have been happier if her school bus had been like that one…

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 9 years ago

    Wonderful, the logic of children. “No, no, we are only shopping for what we need!” “But we NEED lollipops”.

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    puddlesplatt  over 9 years ago

    gonna be a fast trip…down

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    QuiteDragon  over 9 years ago

    Pretty much my “lottery theory” as well: the odds of winning don’t change significantly regardless of whether I buy a ticket or not. If I don’t buy a ticket, there is still some sort of possibility of a remote, rich relative dying and leaving me a fortune; the winning ticket could get dropped and blown by the wind into my car; or … well, you get the picture.

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    QuiteDragon  over 9 years ago

    Hm, I may have to re-think my logic. I seem to share a philosophy not unlike Bucky’s.

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    dabugger  over 9 years ago

    Maybe never respond to a precocious kid. Especially one named Danae.

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    tripwire45  over 9 years ago

    Death, or at least broken bones, will soon follow.

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    dadoctah  over 9 years ago

    One thing is certain: a horse is not a creature of the air.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 9 years ago

    Hopefully horse sense in the case will translate as “I’m not jumping off this roof, zip line or not. I don’t see how I’m going to stop before I get to the tree at the other end”.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    QuietDragon, They started the lottery in Michigan in the ‘70s A new one comes out every week. I figure that every week I don’t by one, I win a dollar. Because I’ve only ever bought one, I’ve “won” hundreds of dollars over the years….44 years times 52 weeks means I ahead $2,288………..

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    rphbeta  over 9 years ago

    Lucy does know better. See the 2014/12/14 strip.

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    goweeder  over 9 years ago
    @packratjohn

    “I like to play the lottery on occasion. I see the odds as 50/50…. either I win, or I don’t."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Totally illogical logic, but beautiful in it’s concept.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    luvdafuneez, congratulations!

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    spaced man spliff  over 9 years ago

    Another thought…how is she gonna get BACK?Zip lines ONLY work in one direction. Gravity works like that…-Read today’s “Believe it or Not”. Just eat a lot of beans prior to traveling in the ascending direction.

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    Hunter7  over 9 years ago

    Zip Lines have a max. load limit. Danae may be ok, but how much does the average miniature horse weigh?

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