Herman by Jim Unger for January 23, 2015

A measured response.

Is he in training to be a Shao-lin carpenter?

Uh, no. That wouldn’t have been my first reaction.

Even Cowboys Get The Blues.

Hey, the padre’s boss is a carpenter too!

Darn it all to heck!

Use “Oh fudge!” and you achieve sainthood…

Hey! Watch your language!

hmm, they are both left handed – that isn’t right

Oh, for FIDDLE…DEE DEE !!!

Someone (Johnny Carson?) asked Billy Graham what he said when he hit his thumb with a hammer. Answer: “I think I said ‘Ouch!’”