Kliban by B. Kliban for January 12, 2015

But He never flosses. You should see the plaque that’s built up over the millennia.

Better than having him brush your mind with his teeth, surely.

I feel like Mental Floss!

God has very hairy hands. Is he part hobbit?

I think a friend had this as a poster in college, that or he just quoted it a lot

If renaissance artists had painted god this hairy, we’d have less trouble about religion now.

God looks to be at least 4% neanderthal.

And on the seventh day God created “Nair”(and all was good,and a lot less hairy)