Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 29, 2015

How ’bout “Hamburgions” instead?

100% Onion Burger…Didn’t someone already do an onion ring burger?

yes! no sign of Rat on my birthday

Funyuns still continue to outsell Responsibilityuns.

Marketing monkey jerky as Rhesus Pieces?

OMG! I am not completely sure, but it looks and sounds very much as though Pig is thinking today!

Happy birthday, CameronPB1988!

If they came in in miniature sizes – would they be called “minions”?

Is it rude to stare at the lame set-up for this lame joke.

I once came up with an idea for something like potato chips, but made out of beef jerky. For some reason I was never able to get funding to develop “Cow Chips”.

Bunions… Give them an inch and they’ll take a foot.

I’d buy ’em!

wheres the guard duck been

I never eat Funyuns nor onion rings.

If McDonald’s served Bunions might we see the falling arches?

Onion burgers made out of rabbit meat might be called Bunnyons.

No…hamburgers using beef from a blue ox.

Have Ms. Swift promote them and call them Taylor’s Bunions.

If they were made from artificial ingredients, could we call them Unions? Oh, wait, that one’s taken.

Bunions not to be de-feeted.

Chordettes, Phil and Don at the end, plus Andy Williams . . . . Thank you! Thank You! Thank You for making my day!

Hmmm…lollipop, lollipop, o lollie, lollie, loolie … hmmm….

Onion-flavored candies? Canyions . . . no, probably too deep for the general public.

Not to mention, gross. lol

Today’s strip is a funny un’!

xxx

At least Pig recognizes the problem

This is what I’m calling onion-flavored bagels from now on. It helps that they taste like feet.

I’d buy those so I can beat my friend in our yearly competition of weirdness