Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 26, 2015

Don’t forget to bring the volley ball….

Why accept those terms? Don’t we already have Earth?

What a hockey puck.

Maybe the aliens can take better care of this planet.

Won’t space deflate the ball?

Hit ’em with a cricket bat!

Play a game of fizzbin.

Don’t forget to let some of the air out of the footballs…

One team will be the Revolutionary Sympathizers, and the other will be the Ocean Avians.

Or, we could play Quidditch . . .

Reminds me of the time one of our least popular Lt. Govs made an idiotic comment, “Wasn’t it great the way we made a football right after the other team made a football?”, referring to Jermaine Lewis’ 84-yd kickoff return for a TD for the Baltimore Ravens in SB 35 right after Ron Dixon returned a kickoff 97 yards for the New York Giants’ only score in said game.

“The winner gets Earth, the loser has to live on Earth.”

I hear for the Super Bowl they are going to inflate the ball until it is round, not let the players use their hands, and lower the goal posts and put a net across them.

Yeah, we got this!

Is there a variant played with spleens?