Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 19, 2015

Then it shouldn’t be your midsection that you’re concerned with. It should be your skinny-stick arms…

Somebody has been reading Brewster and the snow people.

Should say, “Rolling it down the hill…”

Maybe he should put the carrot about waist high

just carve out that six pack

How about just chopping off some snow, body sculpting.Snowsuction? Maybe?

Another month or two and you’ll forget all about her…..

And the lady snowoman yells..“My eyes..are up here!”