Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 28, 2015

His number two seller stank.

well, let’s just hope he washes his hand before shaking yours

Why not? There’s a Master Photographer in Canada who has had great success with books and calendars on outhouses (though certainly not his primary subjects).

Well … nice tree.

Over on the newspaper rack, they’re selling the Wall Street Urinal…

Wondering if the history book has a entry for Honest Carr the Used John Dealer.

It all began with….well, a tree.

Groannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

His other book was about the 7th planet in the Solar System.

Half of the clean water we use today goes to flush urine into the sewer. Furthermore, urine is sterile – except in cases of severe infection (e.g. bladder infection or Ebola – and those are easily neutralized by heating). It is an important industrial resource for countless consumer products, e.g. shampoo, and fertilizer. Cow urine is the primary source currently. As clean water becomes scarcer (i.e. more expensive), urinals for both sexes that route to a collection system will become more important to avoid wasting clean water.

Collect your own urine in a jar and mix with water and wood ashes for a high quality fertilizer for your garden (proportions are very important, but too complex to go into here – look it up).

In the meantime, I’ve seen this poem posted many places on visits to California:

If it’s brown, flush it down.If it’s yellow, let it mellow.

While at the urinal a man changes his citizenship. One could say: “european…”

I wonder if Jack Krapper got an acknowledgment?

Yellow journalism?

Reading all these comments has made me flush.

“The Thomas Crapper Affair” starring Steve McFlush and Faye Diditherway…

The author now has a steady “stream” of revenue as a result of the book!

Ha!! And the comments are pretty hilarious too… ;)

Let me guess….the author is I. P. Freely…..

Groan that pun was a real pisser !

There is actually a book entitled The History of S#@t, but is more like the history of toilets. It´s in the Philosophy and History section.

Sells about as well as the “Atlanta Constipation Urinal” paper