Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 05, 2015
February 04, 2015
February 06, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: Where you off to, Pig?
Pig: Job interview. And I"m nervous. I really need to impress them.
Goat: You will. Just be sure to put your best foot forward.
Man: Please get that out of my face.
No lie. I was told (subsequently) by my job interviewer that one reason I got the job and not the person who interviewed before was that she had scuffed shoes….You go, Pig!
cdgar about 9 years ago
Pig is just too literal, or too clueless.
Sherlock Watson about 9 years ago
This little piggie didn’t get the job.
Alexander the Good Enough about 9 years ago
Do that in many countries and the interviewer would be considered entirely justified if he committed homicide. Or would that be porkicide?
Arianne about 9 years ago
You know, for an arch-enemy, that guy is very polite.
juicebruce about 9 years ago
Clean foot and a noose-tie, pig gets the job!…….
Plumbob Wilson about 9 years ago
Is that tied around his nose?
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
No lie. I was told (subsequently) by my job interviewer that one reason I got the job and not the person who interviewed before was that she had scuffed shoes….You go, Pig!
Gilbert about 9 years ago
He’s dong the hokey pokey.
papabear about 9 years ago
Hey, Pastis… why do people call you “Mr. Literal”?If you relate certain pompous humor are you “puntificating”?
Number Three about 9 years ago
“Just give it your best shot”
xxx
claire de la lune. about 9 years ago
Oh my…