Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 15, 2010

And visions of money bags danced through his head.

If he concentrates too much on those visions he might just tax his brain.

Can people get income tax extensions in Id?

Not with the Fink, er, Runt, er King, in charge.

Go figure.

Rise and shine, the tax-man cometh.

still have 16 days, myself. but i really should have done them at least a month ago.

Not much beyond luxuries. For him taxes are like earnings to many a billionaire businessman: after a certain point, just a way of keeping score.

No not this nightmare.

to Llewellenbruce In Id, a ‘tax extension’ would either be the rack. or being strung up by the hands.

Oh Happy Day! Ding dong the fink is dead

It’s a nice dream. But where do the peasants get all that money? Sooner or later Robbing Hood will intervene.

Answers the old question: HOW CAN YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT???!!!

“Beware strong drink, it can cause you to shoot at tax collectors, AND MISS!” -Robert A. Heinlein-

The best night for sleep in Fink’s world.

I wonder how long the gene pool will hold out in the kindom of ID before there are some unwanted effects Everyone already looks so much alike it’s scary

I don;t think we’ve ever seen the King’s teeth before.

Counting fleeces.