Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 07, 2015
February 06, 2015
February 08, 2015
Transcript:
Caulfield: I'm a genius! I know the answer to the big one! Frazz: The big one? Caulfield: "Do horizontal lines make people's butts look big?" Frazz: And? Caulfield: It depends on the length of the lines. Frazz: That does not make you a genius. Caulfield: Nope. Saying it only to you makes me a genius.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 9 years ago
Wouldn’t it depend on the width? Oh wait, never mind.
cabalonrye about 9 years ago
A genius and a survivor
Saddenedby Premium Member about 9 years ago
very wise child!!!!!!
dzw3030 about 9 years ago
I was buying T-shirt souvenirs for the two ladies who collect my mail when I’m out of town. My buddy noticed I was buying “small” size. He asked, “You know their size?” I replied, “No. I buy small ‘cause even if they don’t fit, the girls will be flattered. If the shirts are too small and the girls squeeze into them, so much the better.” :-))
meowlin about 9 years ago
If Abe Lincoln was really honest:MTL: “Abraham, does this dress make my backside look big?”AL: “No, dear.”
Mary McNeil Premium Member about 9 years ago
Not saying at all would be even better.
tomielm about 9 years ago
Lord, Child! There’s so much you don’t get about this comic strip. You’ll have to be more specific.
JeffDM almost 7 years ago