Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 01, 2015
February 28, 2015
March 02, 2015
Transcript:
Frank: Shakespeare failed at many jobs prior to becoming a playwright. Ernest: He was a terrible loan officer and inept dry cleaner. Shakespeare: Neither a borrower nor a lender be. Shakespeare: Out, damned spot! Out, I say! Frank: "He was no good in customer service". Shakespeare: The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Frank: "And he mixed up the flowers as a florist." Shakespeare: That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Frank: He tried to hide these career failures on his resume. Personnel Office Man: You need to be more specific about your work history -- you can't just say "What's past is prologue".
TREEINTHEWIND about 9 years ago
Hindsight shows histories failings …… every thing is either hindsight or prognostication……… nothing is now…….
NoCents about 9 years ago
I assume he was also a bad Apiarist.
JudyAz about 9 years ago
He was also a bad pulmonologist: “TB or not TB, that is congestion?”
Perkycat about 9 years ago
Always love these. This one is great.
ChessPirate about 9 years ago
Bad as a Beekeeper: “To Bee or not to Bee, that is the question.”Bad as a Politician: “No legacy is so rich as honesty.”Bad as a Stand-Up Comedian: “Brevity is the soul of wit.”Bad as a Tailor: “What’s done can’t be undone.”Bad as a Magician: “Nothing can come of nothing.”
JudyAz about 9 years ago
Bad at dog training: “Out, Out, damned Spot!”
TREEINTHEWIND about 9 years ago
Did he ever really amount to anything?
jppjr about 9 years ago
Shakespeare completed a new play, but could not decide what to call it; he decided on Julius, Grab the Girl and Hold Her Tightly….a friend suggested…why not call it Julius, Caesar…..
markjoseph125 about 9 years ago
Sometimes I think that, day in and day out, Frank and Ernest is the most creative of all the strips on GoComics. Bravo!