Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 27, 2015

I too have been banned from many sites.Also, if you’ve never stayed up for a few days on speed and then gotten really into using the Internet to research Morgellons Disease, I recommend it quite highly.The more you learn, the more symptoms you will have.:-)(Stay in school and don’t do drugs, kids)

WEBMD on the hoof!

My favorite disease is brain fever.

Check out the main page of GoComics!http://www.gocomics.com Frog Applause is one of the rotating cartoons being featured. Yeah, Teresa!

Apparently, you can only see the front page if you’re logged off of your GC account. If you’re logged in, you are automatically defaulted to your profile page.

I found a long article about this condition. The Lying Disease.http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-lying-disease/Content?oid=15337239

My name is Brass Orchid. I’m a Frog Applause reader.(Hi, Brass Orchid.)I have no intention of getting better. I don’t care if my actions are harmful to society. Life is short and I’m going to at least enjoy this one thing and to heck with you all.I only attend the Frog Applause Anonymous meetings for the free coffee and the cookies.Embrace your inner demons and allow them to transcend and wreak havoc upon those who call upon them and summon them to the surface world!It’s the least you can do.

Let’s all say “thank you” to BrassOrchid for addressing our group first today.Now, what about the rest of you FA readers? Do you think Teresa spends her week feigning illnesses for fun or profit?Or is she feigning feigning?

Will you forget who you are, or who you are will forget.

I was going to join a hypochondriac’s support group, but I wasn’t feeling well enough to log in and sit through it.

People who pretend to have migraines don’t bother me nearly as much as people who know very little about migraines who forward me “useful advice” or “new study results” from Internet sites.

I wish we could “like” posts here, BrassOrchid would get one from me almost everyday. Yes, there are others I would like to, but Brass’s are consistently good.

She must use a proxy server.(couldn’t believe no one else had said that)

Munchausen, but no home.

We were going to discuss this very topic at my Procrastinators Monthly meeting, but everybody dribbled in so late we didn’t have time to call to order before we had to turn the conference room over to the German Tall-Tales League.

Lyme disease is really deer syphilis allegedly transmitted by tick bites.The lupus diagnosis is never lupus.

Dear Teresa

While you’re out there support group capering, see if you can find one for sufferers of diverticulosis, hemangioma, umbilical hernia, hiatal hernia, mixed hyperlipidemia, esophagitis, arrhythmia (bradycardia) AV heart block type 2 Mobitz, diabetes type 2, gastro-esophageal reflux, and (my personal favorite) mild fatty liver intrusion.

Sincerely,

Rotifer’s Mother

…and, on this forum, I’m a cute little bunny rabbit.

A bit tardy, but a make-up presentation has been added.FISHNET FRIDAY for February 27th, 2015

Doesn’t she know that everybody in those ailment chatrooms is faking it, too? Oh, except there’s that one – but there, all the participants don’t give a darn what anybody else is complaining about.

I said, “Doctor, (Doctor ) Mr. M.D., (Doctor ) Now can you tell me, tell me, tell me, What’s ailin’ me?” (Doctor )

He said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Yes, indeed, all you really need (Is good lovin’) Gimme that good, good lovin (Good lovin’) All I need is lovin’ (Good lovin’) Good lovin’, baby.

Good Lovin’ – The Young Rascals

It’s true!!!!You’re a cute bunny rabbit!!!!Run away!!!

I can see those ’orrible big teeth!

Happy, Happy, Happy!!! at her PC:(click on pic to enlarge)

The Simpsons arose from an earlier printed panel cartoon featuring rabbit-like characters that began self-publishing in 1977. It was called “Life In Hell”. The animated Simpsons did not appear until the Tracy Ulman Show featured it as an occasional filler item. As a clerk in the postal service, it was always a treat whenever a Life In Hell postcard passed through my sortation stanchion.