Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 22, 2015

Don’t even think it! Oh man! I laughed so hard, I woke up my husband, snoring on the couch next to me! Perfection, Jimmy!

Not a clue. What?

I hate it when they HEAR what I THINK!

I had to ask my better-half. She informed me that women typically have twice as much body fat than men.

Sometimes you don’t even have to say it.

I don’t know about anyone else, but my wife can read my mind. She does it all the time! Married 37 years.

fostergrant is 100% correct

Winter has comeThere is no funMy view is obscured by layersThe summer sunmakes her real hotThen it’s time for the micro-bikini

him jacket; her 4 layers plus. my wife is the same way.

Too bad the extra body fat doesn’t keep us warm.

The reason is not the amount of body fat, but rather the fact that women’s cooling system is far more efficient then men’s. Their arteries and veins are also closer to the surface to dissipate heat better. This is necessary due to the heat generated by the dividing cells during pregnancy. There is actually enough heat involved to harm the woman’s body if she could not get rid of it.Makes it rough during the winter though…

A lot of men who have reached their golden years have quite a few inches added to their front side.

She saw what he was thinking through the eyes in the back of her head…

“Twice as much, and shaped better.”.Or as I once said, Well placed adipose tissue.

From my buddy, Wiki:“The percentage of essential body fat for women is greater than that for men, due to the demands of childbearing and other hormonal functions. The percentage of essential fat is 3–5% in men, and 8–12% in women (referenced through NASM). Storage body fat consists of fat accumulation in adipose tissue, part of which protects internal organs in the chest and abdomen. The minimum recommended total body fat percentage exceeds the essential fat percentage value reported above.”.Note: I’m above average and expect to survive the seven years of Egyptian famine. That already came and went? Well I guess I did, then.

I’ve been thinking way too loud for years now. Usually have to watch that, but sometimes it’s handy.