Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 09, 2015

“But, I’m wearing a white dinner jacket! BOGART wore a white dinner jacket…”

Yeah, clueless older gay men.

We ain’t clueless, just eternal optimists.

Cleaning up, showing up. listening, paying the bill, and having money scores a lot of points.

If that guy wants to socialize with some one he should younger and be their sugar daddy.

She looks like she’s talking down a DC 10 from the control tower and he looks like he’s about to say, “Welcome to Fantasy Island”

I was a redhead, too, before I went bald and had to wear this all too obvious toupee.

“Well, as a matter of fact…”

So why was the original manipulating the mayor?(other than to keep in practice, of course)

No, but like you I pissed off a lot of wealthy people with my attitude.

“No… yes, but what I meant was that when I was your age I was a woman too!”

When I was your age, I wore headphones all the time, too.

That’s because the gentleman was a drag queen when he was half her age.