Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 04, 2015
March 03, 2015
March 05, 2015
Transcript:
Norman: I'd like a guacamole burger, hold the guacamole. Add bacon and cheese, with curly fries! Echo: That's exactly what I was going to order! Only I'll have regular fries instead of curly fries! Norman: What's happening to us? We used to have so much in common!
therese_callahan2002 about 9 years ago
For a minute there, I thought Norm was about to make like Jack Nicholson in “Five Easy Pieces.”
Observer fo Irony about 9 years ago
Why order a guacamole burger? Is there something added to the meat?
carlosrivers about 9 years ago
maybe the waitress will overhear enough to slap some sense into norman
Sportymonk about 9 years ago
@ TammiFunnies – What did Jack Nicolson do?
Retired Dude about 9 years ago
Wouldn’t the quac just squeeze out of the burger when you bite into it? I like to add a slice of avocado to my cheeseburgers and the avocado stays in place (pretty much) and you still get the same flavor (pretty much).
gzitver about 9 years ago
The narcissism of minor differences.
http://www.pep-web.org/document.php?id=PAQ.062.0229A
Dr_Fogg about 9 years ago
Steak N Shake has guacamole burgers
Kevindrabble about 9 years ago
Try ordering a cheeseburger without bread sometime. You will be astonished at the response you receive.
Kevindrabble about 9 years ago
Try ordering a cheeseburger without bread sometime. You will be astonished at the response you receive.
NCTom Premium Member about 9 years ago
At my daughter’s birthday party one year, one of the guests said he wanted a plain hamburger. He was upset when the bun still had the hamburger in it. He wanted just the bun.
jbmlaw01 about 9 years ago
We need this reminder, from time to time, just how clueless is Norm.