Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 27, 2015
February 26, 2015
February 28, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: What are you writing, Rat? Rat: I heard a motivational speaker explain that the key to success is to set realistic life goals and then stick to them. So I'm writing some down. Goat: Terrific. Can I see what you have so far? Rat: Sure. Get drunk and watch 'Trailer Park Boys.' Goat: How ambitious. Rat: Can't talk. I'm off to achieve my goals.
Bilan about 9 years ago
That’s not a very realistic goal. He has to go to Canada to watch it.
BTO about 9 years ago
Hence, the earmuffs. You know how the weather changes so drastically once you cross the border!
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
How would Rat misinterpret Joshua Sundquist?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
He did say “realistic.” For Rat that’s about as realistic as he gets.
Hugh B. Hayve about 9 years ago
Rat should get himself a Conkey puppet, their personalities are a perfect match.
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
I’m (thankfully) not familiar with Trailer Park Boys, but I get the drift. By aiming low, Rat insures a high degree of success on attaining his goals. I guess he’d call that good planning….
badeckman about 9 years ago
Best part of that show is Bubbles
juicebruce about 9 years ago
Rat you will need a cooler full of beer……….to watch all the episodes !
mcfournier about 9 years ago
Ricky: "One man’s garbage is another man person’s good ungarbage "
e.groves about 9 years ago
No “Honey Boo Boo” in here?
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 9 years ago
Was Pig, the motivational speaker?
simsku about 9 years ago
Trailer Park Boys one reason to keep that Netflix subscription.
Plods with ...™ about 9 years ago
MY GUY!!
peggykb9 about 9 years ago
Where can I get those beermuffs?
abbybookcase about 9 years ago
it’s more like a beer helmet. popular among vikings i’m sure.
Guilty Bystander about 9 years ago
A woman from Halifax told me I should watch “Trailer Park Boys” a few years ago so I gave it a shot. Absolutely hilarious! I haven’t seen a new episode on Netflix and the boys have pretty much shut down the reruns on YouTube since they got the rights, but I can scratch the itch by watching my DVD of “Countdown to Liquor Day.”
BTW, I think Lahey is the funniest character (although Ricky isn’t far behind).
Lyons Group, Inc. about 9 years ago
Filling your stomach with alcohol is not anyone’s idea of arealistic goal in life.
Sherlock Watson about 9 years ago
This is similar to my annual New Year’s resolutions::First resolution: not to have a second resolution.:Haven’t broken one yet!
cactusjack99 Premium Member about 9 years ago
You are to be commended sir!
Number Three about 9 years ago
My goal is to keep reading this hilarious strip!
xxx
Lyons Group, Inc. about 9 years ago
As in getting drunk! That all it’s going to achieve.What kind of life is that? A life lost, that’s what!
abbybookcase about 9 years ago
chocolate bar and soy milk with mash or dr who or…
claire de la lune. about 9 years ago
Hasn’t Stephan already done tons of strips like this in the past?
banjoboy about 9 years ago
Thank you, Mr. Pastis, for validating my life goals.
lcs256 about 9 years ago
TPB is on netflix. also several of their specials. hilarious stuff