I have overbooked this life... I will gladly drive you to the destination of your choice next week, if you'll simply go away now. We're in your hands now. Oh. Ok. You want some peanuts or a soda? I don't do meals.
Everyone is welcome to steal the line that Sarah is saying. I do find it interesting that no one mentioned that this is, at heart, an airline gag and not a ‘men can’t cook or clean gag’. Ah, well. It’s not the season for air flight.
Dad could cook. Back then. Not now. Seems he has forgotten how. Mom showed me soup making and dad showed me toasted fried egg sandwiches with raw onions and bacon. Or a toasted sardine sandwich …. with raw onions. He could also do a mean omelet….with…. raw onions.
mischugenah about 9 years ago
My dad would have been yelling at us to get to work, this house was clean 6 hours ago, your mother’s not a maid, what is this junk all over?!?!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
How about some of my famous tuna wiggle souffle?
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
Sorry boys.
QuietStorm27 about 9 years ago
This is too much like my life. Okay if I borrow Mom’s line Mr. Cravens?
slsharris about 9 years ago
Another generation of helpless men with no survival skills who get really angry if their dependency and weaknesses are pointed out…
Number Three about 9 years ago
How about a takeaway?
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one.of.Those.Pinnegars about 9 years ago
I don’t fly often so it took me a while, subtle, but quite funny
Jkiss about 9 years ago
I am absolutely stealing that line.
gregcartoon Premium Member about 9 years ago
Everyone is welcome to steal the line that Sarah is saying. I do find it interesting that no one mentioned that this is, at heart, an airline gag and not a ‘men can’t cook or clean gag’. Ah, well. It’s not the season for air flight.
noreenklose about 9 years ago
Recipe for glop, please?I have a recipe for gorp, but gorp is a bird food.Glop sounds interesting!
Hunter7 about 9 years ago
Dad could cook. Back then. Not now. Seems he has forgotten how. Mom showed me soup making and dad showed me toasted fried egg sandwiches with raw onions and bacon. Or a toasted sardine sandwich …. with raw onions. He could also do a mean omelet….with…. raw onions.