Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 03, 2015

Tip your waitresses!

Oh, no, I’m waiting for a joke. Haven’t heard one yet, though…

In one ear and out the other, Lenny.

Hey look, it’s Lemmy Youngman.

Take my wife, please. (applause)

he is not Lenny Lemming, he is Lenny Pastis

Wocka wocka!

If life gives you lemmings, make lemming-ade.

Oh sure, I saw the sign, but I don’t believe everything I read.

I think Pig was wistfully looking at the Exit sign, stage left.

Don’t you have a cliff you need to jump off, Lenny?

Lenny and his sidekick Jack Lemming make an odd couple.

The comments today are funnier than the comic! Well done, all!

Am I the only one who would rather see Lemmy doing this schtick than jumping off a cliff?!?

Now we’re getting the pun in the first panel, with two panels of reaction.

He should sing and dance, like Michigan J. Frog.

what’s your name little boy? my name is lemme. lemme what little boy? lemme kiss you. what’s your name little girl? my name is ida. ida what little girl? ida wanna.

“No, no, he’s just stunned.”

Pig misses a lot, Lenny.So do you.

My patience is lemmingted with this cartoon.

I hope that at least this lemming won’t jump.I read about lemmings, they don’t do it on purpose. They migrate across rivers and sometimes aren’t big enough or strong enough to make it across.They are cute but are hostile critters and hard to tame.

OK—where’s the final panel with one of the characters threatening to beat Pastis? This one really needs it, though it made me laugh, too.

Good one. The WORLD needs one of those signs