Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 27, 2015

’Tis always important to brush your fangs… specially your false fangs.

What toothpaste do vampires use? Aqua-not-so-fresh? Harm & Hammer?They certainly don’t use Chrest.

Nice set of falsies you’ve got there, Lio! I bet they’re a bloody hit on Halloween!

I don’t think those are vampire fangs. The upper fangs are on the outside not the inside and vampires don’t usually have the lower fangs. I am thinking werewolf.

Lio brushed his fangs but that means his own teeth didn’t get brushed.

Old joke: “My wife only goes out with the upper set. She leaves the lower set in a glass by the bed.”

Good one.

he brushes his own teeth separately. i hope.

Are these “Bucky Beaver’s” teeth?

That looks like the bottle for the Bottle City of Kandor.