Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 05, 2015

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Did he forget to push her buttons again?

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    echoraven  about 9 years ago

    few things better than a chuckle first thing in the morning…

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    stamps  about 9 years ago

    Do you have LB (low battery)? Talk to your doctor about Lectricita. Warning: for a charge lasting more then 4 hours, see a health professional immediately!

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    Perkycat  about 9 years ago

    Great comments on this. You batteries are all fully charged!

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    gorbasche2  about 9 years ago

    Must be an iPhone, lucky to last three minutes

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    Purewater  about 9 years ago

    I hope he used screen protection

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    spaced man spliff  about 9 years ago

    isn’t it usual to have a cigarette afterwards?

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 9 years ago

    I’ve heard of phone sex, but…

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    RabbitDad  about 9 years ago

    Looks like she can’t get service, or he can’t get a signal…

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