The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 05, 2015

“I hate to tell you this, Mother Gargle, but you look like death warmed over yourself.” ;-D

She’s just like my mother-in-law….or vice versa.

One can be out of shape and in better shape than those who appear to be in shape.

My whole life I’ve looked out of shape, people make fun of me but my cholesteral is perfect, my sodium levels perfect, my blood pressure, everything and

my best friend who looks good has deadly high cholesteral and eats tons of bacon and ice cream all the time, can’t put on any weight but he is likely

to die first because his health is horrible.

Looks are not accurate.

Why don’t you, Mother Gargoyle?

If she took her own advice, her hair style would cause 7 years of bad luck. (The mirror would break…)

Hey, Mother? Gargoyle. Why don ‘t you join me. They’re having a twofer at the doctors.

Brutus should say to her…“Mother Gargoyle I can diet for a month and not be porky..In a month YOU will still be ugly.”