Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 04, 2015

Sorry, I am not seeing the humor in this.

No one raised an eyebrow. Meh, there’s probably been weirder.

C’mon; a nearsighted shooting emporium is funny on its own, then putting those pop-up “targets” next to it…. It may be warped humor but I think it’s funny.

There are weird pairings. I remember the Cajun/Chinese eatery down the street from my workplace.

I saw a restaurant sign: EL TORO Chinese and American Food Our Specialties

In my town there’s a dentist shop right next to a boxing club. Seems appropriate to me.

Ok, I tried going back to bed and getting up again….It is still not funny to me!

hey, shouldn’t that be Mr. Magoo’s Nearsighted Shooting Emporium?

North of Chicago I saw the KITA KATA Japanese Restaurant right across the back alley from a pet store…

I agree

I still like the Girl Scout cookie stand across the street from the Recreational Pot Store..

Moving the shooting emporium would constitute infringement, because ’Murica.

Near my old job there was a Vietnamese restaurant next to a veterinarian’s office. Draw your own dumor here.

Oh, and those emporiums are everywhere; they’re franchised by Dick Cheney…

They are not in ID. They are in Texas.

Another one of Rick Perry’s ideas.