Mom got up one night to go to the bathroom and put on Dad’s glasses. Looked in the mirror as she washed her hands and we heard her hollering that she was going blind.
I took my glasses back to the optician because my distance vision had gone blurry. Turned out I’d been wearing dollar store reading glasses for a week!
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Your parents are gaslighting you, Calvin.
Vgrift85 about 8 years ago
perfect
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
I couldn’t count how many times I’ve panicked because my cell phone’s not in my pocket and then I realize I’m using it.
mattro65 about 8 years ago
This is why I hang up my kids’ jackets, to confuse them. Cognitive dissonance fosters intellectual development.
sandpiper about 8 years ago
An ordered world is not for Calvin.
Phanakapan about 8 years ago
My mum mislaid her glasses once, and said “I can’t see to look for them ‘til I’ve found them”.
gyroman12345 about 8 years ago
Probably someone who is sick of you leaving your stuff on the floor, Calvin.
A Hip loving Canadian... about 8 years ago
Classic !
Carl R about 8 years ago
I hate when I can’t find my coat because it’s in the closet, but yes, it’s worse when I can’t find my glasses because I’m wearing them. :P
dflak about 8 years ago
Sounds like Calvin has the same “filing system” I have: random access.
ndblackirish97 about 8 years ago
Ah to be a kid again. Organized means laid out on my floor.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 8 years ago
My credo: Things should always be where you last put them – not where someone else put them.
rekam Premium Member about 8 years ago
Mom got up one night to go to the bathroom and put on Dad’s glasses. Looked in the mirror as she washed her hands and we heard her hollering that she was going blind.
Number Three about 8 years ago
Mum’s been tidying up again.
xxx
bryansailer about 8 years ago
This is exactly how my children look for everything. They look in all of the places except where it is suppose to be.
David Rickard Premium Member about 8 years ago
I don’t believe itThere she goes againShe’s tidied up and I can’t find anything
Susie Derkins :D about 8 years ago
Closets are messy. Should be obvious. :)
JP Steve Premium Member about 8 years ago
I took my glasses back to the optician because my distance vision had gone blurry. Turned out I’d been wearing dollar store reading glasses for a week!
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
Don’t you just hate it when they spoil your perfectly messed up room?
finnygirl Premium Member about 8 years ago
A couple of weeks ago, I was looking all over the place for my belt, when I discovered I was wearing it!
Meinhart about 8 years ago
Right where things “should” be is not where we want them.
vp about 8 years ago
He should’ve realized it would be safe had he put in his bathroom..