Woman: I told the vet that Sammy's been biting his snails and he told me to buy some clippers and hung up. Man: What a quack.
You just can’t get good after-snail service anymore.
Sammy’s going to need some carborundum floss to get those bits of shell out of his teeth.
It means your kid got swapped at birth with a Frenchie….
Dad may be right – ducks eat snails.
They’d better go check on the puppy’s tail. (What are little boys made of?)
Makes you want to slug that vet.
Poor things are shell-shocked.
SLIMEBALL !
If Sammy is a kid, why call the Vet?If Sammy is not a kid, why does he own snails?
Superfrog over 7 years ago
You just can’t get good after-snail service anymore.
kwanza_30303 over 7 years ago
Sammy’s going to need some carborundum floss to get those bits of shell out of his teeth.
KenseidenXL over 7 years ago
It means your kid got swapped at birth with a Frenchie….
jreckard over 7 years ago
Dad may be right – ducks eat snails.
MtheMomma over 7 years ago
They’d better go check on the puppy’s tail. (What are little boys made of?)
J Short over 7 years ago
Makes you want to slug that vet.
P51Strega over 7 years ago
Poor things are shell-shocked.
TheTruthHurts over 7 years ago
SLIMEBALL !
BTO over 7 years ago
If Sammy is a kid, why call the Vet?If Sammy is not a kid, why does he own snails?