Re Congress: Where exactly are we finding people making better decisions? Not that I like what they’re doing in Congress, but I’m not too impressed by the private sector’s screw-ups either.
Cdward, I agree. There’s not much there in Congress, there’s not much there in the private sector, and so that’s why I recommend we turn everything over to cats and dogs.
Admittedly, there’d be huge subsidies for favored projects, but I could live with subsidizing chew toys, catnip, and fish, as opposed to everything that we subsidize now.
Cats and dogs never stay awake long enough to have long wars and anybody who’s lived with one knows that pets are exceptionally good at managing humans.
As a retired sock-monkey, I resent the many implications hinted at in the fifth panel. Some of the most respected debaters and philosophers have been sock-monkeys. Some of my most challenging debates have been with geniuses like Brewster. I demand an apology or I will sue sue sue!
margueritem over 13 years ago
Never, Brewster, never…
LordDogmore over 13 years ago
Brewster, you? Look stupid? Naw, it’ll NEVER happen. And a Happy New year to one and all!
Steve Bartholomew over 13 years ago
Ain’t no dumber than the folks in Congress.
zero over 13 years ago
Oddly, that’s the same excuse Congress has. AND they should be probed….
cdward over 13 years ago
Re Congress: Where exactly are we finding people making better decisions? Not that I like what they’re doing in Congress, but I’m not too impressed by the private sector’s screw-ups either.
thetraveller4 over 13 years ago
Chikuku, to be brain-damaged, he’d need to HAVE a brain!!!
afeeney over 13 years ago
Cdward, I agree. There’s not much there in Congress, there’s not much there in the private sector, and so that’s why I recommend we turn everything over to cats and dogs.
Admittedly, there’d be huge subsidies for favored projects, but I could live with subsidizing chew toys, catnip, and fish, as opposed to everything that we subsidize now.
Cats and dogs never stay awake long enough to have long wars and anybody who’s lived with one knows that pets are exceptionally good at managing humans.
junco49 over 13 years ago
As a retired sock-monkey, I resent the many implications hinted at in the fifth panel. Some of the most respected debaters and philosophers have been sock-monkeys. Some of my most challenging debates have been with geniuses like Brewster. I demand an apology or I will sue sue sue!
W6BXQ, John over 13 years ago
junco49,
ROFL!
Trebor39 over 13 years ago
Stupid is where you’ve been for a long time Brewster. It’s impossible to improve on that.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
You’ll never be known as stupid, Brewster; no one would believe you’re that smart.
alan.gurka over 13 years ago
If we have dogs in Congress, then we’d have a fire hydrant in front of every home!