Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 19, 2019

Just HOW slow?

Well, at least it isn’t like picking a lobster and boiling it alive.

remember, you don’t have to outrun the bear. you just have to outrun your friends!

SLOW FOOD is right. He won’t be going out THAT door any time soon.

Also shouldn’t the bear have a bib with a picture of his lunch on it?

They are gonna need a lot of butter.

There’s a customer who is starting to feel very special.

Filleted or BBQ?

It comes with a nice whine.

Wait until you see the portion sizes!! Zowie!!!!!

He’s the “Catch of the Day”

“I’ll have that one, stuffed with that one and that one.”

It seems to me this cartoon used to be a lot more funny and somewhat cerebral.

In this case, slow doesn’t necessarily mean how fast you run.

YAY!!! WILEY BEARS!!!! YAY!!!!!

I have to go with the Ancient Alien “Theorists” on this one. We can outrun neither prey nor predators, so why are we still here? And don’t tell me that “in the long run” I can outrun a cheetah. That’s true, but that contest is over in the first 3 seconds.

We have one of those up the street. Technically a pizza place, but the slowest service I’ve ever run into. Never went back.

Russia(Bears) is watching (the) US.

Thanks, Wiley, for my first real chortle of the day. I really appreciate your artistry and subtle humor.

The bear phobia resurfaces

He can be eaten with the fingers. Unless the bear wants the fingers in a to go bag.

Have you ever thought about how hard it is to get the meat out of all that clothing? Talk about high-fiber food!

Hey, guess what?!! The LA Times ran this strip this morning instead of the usual blather about it being cancelled.

The Wiley bears (Ursine Sardonicus) are getting bolder every day.

The tv press waiting for the election campaign to begin

The Catch of the Day is slow humans!

A “Slow Food” diner? Isn’t that a contradiction in terms?

Hilarious. The bear is pointing at his meal through the window.

Wiley does such a unique and outstanding job on his drawings; no words necessary.