Close to Home by John McPherson for January 21, 2011

That’s the Nun-sense clause in the policy.

if I had $900 of my car insurance, they’d be paying me $400 every six months.

She’s got her ruler for her insurance.

Added benefit is she keeps you on the straight and narrow road too.

So if I put a penquin in the car I can get a $900.00 discount. Thas better than the geddo.

JSW–

Do you have a teenager on your policy? Do you have more than one car? Do you have collision and comprehensive coverage? If yes to any or all, then you must have low cost for insurance, but often you get what you pay for.

Would this be considered being under devine guidance?

@Gocomics

She’s got that ruler ready for his knuckles too.

“And if this works, we can move up to the pope discount rate in five months.”

You said this new insurance company had “The Price Gun” but this is a little different!

I remember those nuns’ rulers…..