Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 15, 2021

Egon: Don’t cross the streams.

Peter: Why?

Egon: It would be bad.

Peter: I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean “bad”?

Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Raymond: Total protonic reversal.

Peter: That’s bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.

Those are some seriously stout legs!

Giant flash of blue light in three…two…

They both seem to get a charge out of doing this.

They’re just trying to get a jump on the competition.

Their few friends call them AC/DC

If they aren’t careful, they’re gonna have a very personal version of a “Brown-Out”…

Artie is going to get that lightbulb above his head to go on, no matter what, because he thinks this is a good idea!

If these guys can carry two batteries, they are better men than I. You cannot get a bad electrical shock this way but if you get the polarity wrong, it’s going to be messy – sulfuric acid explosion messy.

Sparklies unite!

Nice to get a boost when you need one.

Ballard Street is in Texas ?

Artie and Lyle need to be locked up in their own chicken co-op…

I usually just use caffeine to get that jump in the morning.

Wait – do we connect this one to the red clip or the black one?

Mr. Van A. You crack me up!!! HAHAHAA