Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 26, 2020

Reminds me of “Mr. Creosote” – ala Monty Python.

Only played in well ventilated venues.

That stuff is flammable. They’re playing with death!

I am SO glad that Smell-o-Vision hasn’t been invented….

The Chickpea Operetta from 1875.

“When they killed that nauga, I sat down and cried.”

First chair in the percussion section…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8NU5nLxqBI

International Trepidation Contesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPplyQWf-u4

He better be careful or he will play the second stanza of “Here I sit, broken hearted…”

A Spike Jones medley?

I prefer something a little less formal, a pair of shorts on an enamel kitchen chair.

Tooting your own horn?

It’s the Flatulancing Symphony Orchestra!

Or this one…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS4i-rsJFY

Composed by Monsieur Le Pétomane.

Dan has pulled off the near impossible – rendered a good fart joke in pictures and words!

An ad for a John Michael Greer book?