Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 03, 2020

Not accordiong to everyone.

If you don’t put that squeeze box away. I’m going to squeeze something that trust me you won’t like.

Mama’s got a squeeze box. Daddy never sleeps at night.

The Who

Serve him with the divorce papers right now.

It’ll help YOU to relax but what about your wifey? ;D

Run Ralph…RUN!!!!!

There are no female accordion players at nudist camps.

Just hit him over the head with it. You’ll both sleep better.

Break out your bagpipes, Honey.

Yeah, well stop knocking me in the head

Personally I would sleep a lot better if a squirrel weren’t in the room. Maybe then he can relax.

I would have gone with the kazoo myself.

Drumming on the headboard works for me..

Your neighbours not so much. You know the difference between a piano accordion and a trampoline? Gotta take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline

Well, at least wear your Bluetooth earphones.

The Best of Frankie Yankovic.

She’s about to polka him in the nose.

Don’t worry — I have earbuds.

I prefer Wagner.

It’s no longer a matter of separate beds, now it’s gotta be separate houses.

Families should be restricted to one accordion in the house.

Accordion to ’CordionPedia, this never happens.

From The Far Side: “Welcome to heaven, here’s your harp” contrasted with “Welcome to hell, here’s your accordion.”

“Old saying”: Play an accordion, go to h3!!