Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 16, 2022

Veonardo Da Linci

Do bees go good with tartar sauce?

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

So if bees are fish, are they good for Catholics to eat on Fridays?

Leo was a real sweetheart. :-)

I hope there is nothing fishy about the smell or taste of honey.

I admire LdV for all hid accomplishments. However, caged birds loose their hunting and foraging skills and don’t stand a good chance of survival when let out into the wild.

The California Endangered Species Act used to classify bees as rodents and off-road vehicles, too. They seem to hard a hard time making up their minds.

California. So creative in their Real Good Reasons for everything they do.

Take care, may aspiring helicopter pilot Agnes “Whirlybird My Dog Teaches Me Everything I Need To Know” Crashord be with you, and gesundheit.

I have seen far more bees floating dead on the surface of a swimming pool than bees swimming in one.

There’s lots of jokes about bees. Spelling Bees, stinging Beess, ets. So, let’s begin.

It’s down to the final two at a championship spelling bee.

The contestant gets up to the microphone and the judge tells him the word is “walk.”

Confused, the contestant asks for a definition.

“To move about or travel on foot for exercise or pleasure.”

The contestant asks for a sentence to confirm that what could be his final word was really something so simple.

“I don’t feel like taking my dog out for a walk today.”

The contestant figures he just lucked out and says, “W-A-L-K.”

A moment of silence passes before the judge whips off his mask, revealing himself to be the contestant’s dog.

“You son of a biscuit, I knew it!”

Moving on. . .

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance.

The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?”“I was stung by a bee!” she said.“Where?” he asked.

“Between the first and second hole.” she replied.

He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

Bee lifestyle.

Male bees die after mating. That’s basically their life.

Honey.Nut.Cheerio.

Unlucky bee.

A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when theboy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.

“That was a honey bee,” his father said,“one of our friends, and forstomping him you will do without honey for a week.”

Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and stomped it.

“That was a butterfly,” his father said, “one of our friends, and forstomping him you will do without butter for a week.”

The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast (no honey or butter.)

Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove. His mother jumped up from the table and stomped it.

The boy looked at his father and said, “Are you going to tell her orshould I”?

Until next time.

Those berries have fused into something virtually uncuttable and uneatable.

If Da Vinci were alive today, he might be an animal rights activist. He became a vegetarian out of concern for the welfare of animals.

IF only they could cross-breed pineapple and blue berries (or black berries) so we could enjoy one giant “clump!”

Why pray tell are bees classified as ‘FISH’???

https://www.republicworld.com/world-news/us-news/us-california-court-classifies-bees-as-a-type-of-fish-heres-why-articleshow.html

This tells you all you need to know about California politics.

Of course, they’re a bellwether, so take a hard look at your future.

Yeah, now the characters abusing the overall water system can flush the bees out to sea with the fish.

Leonardo was abused in the past and is now during our modern time. He is a very tenderhearted man.

only in California will you see an insect classified as a fish [ eye-roll ]

I suddenly LOVE Leonardo!

Bees are not fish Ronald Reagan.