You don’t frighten us you English pig dogs! Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberry!!!! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
When you try to make a joke using archaic English and you get it wrong, it pretty much kills the humor right there. It’s I shall, thou shalt, he/she/it shall, we shall, you shall, they shall. Of course, there is humor in laughing at ignorance, but that’s not what’s intended here—though it certainly is available.
Imagine 10 months ago
Protecting the Queen.
kendavis09 10 months ago
It’s almost one in the morning, so this one went over my head. ???
Doug K 10 months ago
It’s their Fight Song.
comixbomix 10 months ago
Ye all knowest, it’s “Rock Thee!”
Michael Rosser Premium Member 10 months ago
Makes me think of ‘A Knight’s Tale’ from 2001.
Prey 10 months ago
It should be “we shalt, we shalt, oil thou”.
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Whoooo let the dogs out? LOL
rhpii 10 months ago
You don’t frighten us you English pig dogs! Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberry!!!! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
RobinHood 10 months ago
“Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!”
rugeirn 10 months ago
When you try to make a joke using archaic English and you get it wrong, it pretty much kills the humor right there. It’s I shall, thou shalt, he/she/it shall, we shall, you shall, they shall. Of course, there is humor in laughing at ignorance, but that’s not what’s intended here—though it certainly is available.
mokspr Premium Member 10 months ago
Unfortunately for the, seconds later, a trebuchet team from the opposing army showed them “how you really do it”!
geese28 10 months ago
“Thou has mud on thy face…”
Escapee 10 months ago
Oh thank you Ben!
cuzinron47 10 months ago
Next song ‘We are the champions’.