Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 24, 2024

Wizard and that leader of the tribe seems enough to take care of the fink and take over the reins What’s preventing, Wizard?

Wizard makes a “DUH” statement!

You’re better than that Wiz!!

Well Wiz Fink is not just king but is a tyrant.

Look at one (I won’t mention his name) who has the VERY BEST health care, millions in the bank, and, when he gets cancer, we’re all supposed to be sorry for him! Yet the health care, that working people are paying for is letting them down.

Just like our worthless politicians that only pretend to care at election time

I see a belly button.

Ya think?

You mean he had empathy at one time or another?

His sense of empathy is as small as he is!

If the Wiz has the powers of Dumbledore, then he should be able to wave poverty away.

No different from reality

Sort of like the GQP.

Give the Fink a quick shock, Wiz!

I’m sensing some kind of inference here…

Sounds like nearly every “leader” we are stuck with.

Sounds like Biden.

Interesting position of the grapes—are they for toejam?

They’re all brought up being selfish, spoiled and cold hearted! Greed!

He’s gluten intolerant but glutton tolerant.

This seems like the wrong use of the word ‘abject’.

Trump Tower will soon be available for new occupants.

Abject may not be a perfect word here. Usually it refers to a more negative environment, not luxury, as in abject poverty.

Yeah. As if

Reminds of a White Castle with a Black Fence

Oh he’s suffering. She’s offering him those grapes and then pulling them away.

I’m pretty sure that is the idea.

Don’t think the King had any empathy to begin with…

Perhaps now the seed has been planted….

…. said the wizard with the power to improve the lives of all.

It is as you are ……..right!!!!!!

It’s good to be the Fink, er, I mean, the King!

Ummm, wheres the punchline?

Kinda like Nikki Haley, I gather.