Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 28, 2024

Uh . . . vinti?

“There was a young lady named Bright

Whose speed was far faster than light;

She set out one day

In a relative way

And returned on the previous night."

RJ and Verne have left the building.

The trick to getting back home through the quantum foam is in finding the right wormhole. Since they tend to be unstable the one that brought you to that point in the past may not be the one to return in. This is where super-computers are needed. RJ must have a really tiny one.

So Hammy is saying he had a double vinti triple espresso?

Elvis has left the reality.

Hey… it happens all the time for folks traveling across the Pacific… when I returned from Okinawa we had a whole plane full of folk that arrived in California about a half hour before we left.

Of course we all paid for that return trip by losing a whole day on the trip to Okinawa.

And for those that don’t understand how that is possible, just look for the dateline on a map or globe.