Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 28, 2024

Bird brained alien.

They got it here in 30 sidereal minutes!

Hope it was a good deal.

Tip the delivery being well, or you might end up on the next pizza.

Never ask what kind of sausage they use.

It was with pineapple and anchovices.

Free delivery too.

Umm, Dad… You may not want to look at the phone bill…

What is with the dad’s eyes lately? the last couple of days they have been drawn so close together it makes him look like Pleakley from ‘Lilo and Stitch’.

Sadly, the local Galactic Pizza closed recently.

Nothing to get excited about here!

Do they even have peperoni out in the galaxy?

Must be some interesting toppings on that pizza.

Tatulli must be on vacation

Watch out when you order their pizza “with everything on it.” Unless you like fresh Gagh and whatever that was they served in Galaxy Quest.

Yeah, this is cool except the Dish should be outdoors: It appears to be in the 4GHz band and they require line of sight. Of course he could be in the test and tune stage of assembly…

I hope there’s no delivery fee

Must use a universal currency……

I hope they remembered to put the gerbliks on top.

If he doesn’t get a tip in quatloos, the deliverer may get angry.

If only that had been Dr. Ye Wenjie’s message.