Give him some cat poop and see how serious he is about his fixation.
He’s allowed on the couch?
Oh, but Doc- don’t you understand? He identifies as one.
“Who’s a good patient?”
The best part of his disorder is the "treat"ment.
Cause people keep telling him he’s doggin’ it.
Psycho-Lycanthropy. A Trans-Specie. Like the world isn’t messed up enough as it is.
Reminds me of this Golden Oldie:
Woman (to psychiatrist): You’ve got to help my husband, doctor. For the last 10 years, he’s believed he’s a chicken!
Psychiatrist: Ten years? Why didn’t you come to me sooner?
Woman: We needed the eggs.
Slippery slope. The next time he holds out for a belly rub. It’s not pretty after that.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
Farside99 about 1 month ago
Give him some cat poop and see how serious he is about his fixation.
More_Cats_Than_Sense about 1 month ago
He’s allowed on the couch?
blunebottle about 1 month ago
Oh, but Doc- don’t you understand? He identifies as one.
nosirrom about 1 month ago
“Who’s a good patient?”
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
The best part of his disorder is the "treat"ment.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
Cause people keep telling him he’s doggin’ it.
norphos about 1 month ago
Psycho-Lycanthropy. A Trans-Specie. Like the world isn’t messed up enough as it is.
paullp Premium Member about 1 month ago
Reminds me of this Golden Oldie:
Woman (to psychiatrist): You’ve got to help my husband, doctor. For the last 10 years, he’s believed he’s a chicken!
Psychiatrist: Ten years? Why didn’t you come to me sooner?
Woman: We needed the eggs.
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
Slippery slope. The next time he holds out for a belly rub. It’s not pretty after that.